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Friday Night and nothing to do? Ugotitfirst can help!

Ok boys and girls! Friday night, and you and your friends wanna have some fun? But lack of fundage got ya down? Here’s an awesome idea:

First, go to Ugotitfirst.com and make sure everyone in your posse is registered (under you, of course...cha-ching!).

Second, give everyone 10 minutes to work their dashboard, and come up with the best deal that they can, that lets you and your peeps have some much needed fun.

For instance, Sam may find a coupon for half-priced shakes at the local drive-in, then discounted movie tickets. Jules may like the group rate coupon for that great laser-tag place, then the buy 1 Slurpee get one free coupon.

When everyone is done finding deals and planning the perfect Friday night, you can then vote for your favorite, and, yup you guessed it...go DO it!

But write all the other ideas down, so the next time you’re all together, you won’t have to waste the first 45 minutes saying, “I dunno...what do YOU wanna do?

Later gaters...I suddenly have a mean hankerin’ for an extra thick strawberry shake!

Putting Your Cell Phone to Work (it’s easier that you think)

Wanted: Cell phone. State of the art. Willing to work hard to get things done. Duties include:

· Delivering great local discounts AND savings
· Acquiring exclusive invitations to only the coolest events parties
· Delivering messages to ALL of my important contacts with the push of a button
· Bringing me important surveys so that I can make my voice heard
· Bringing in enough cash to pay for you (my cell phone)

If you believe that you’re the cell-phone for the job, hop on over to Ugotitfirst.com, and apply for the position. It’s FREE! And you’ll have instant access to everything listed above.

But seriously, you put money into your cell phone every month! How about getting a little bit BACK? Putting your cell phone to work has never been easier! So sit back, relax, and hire your cell phone to save you some cold, hard, cash!

With Ugotitfirst, you ARE the boss!

Ugotitfirst = Get Rich Quick? NO WAY, JOSE!

Check out this hilarious commercial (spoof on the Nigirian Scam):

How many of y’all have received this in email form? Just yesterday, someone offered me 2.9 million dollars! Wowza! Beverly Hills, here I come!

Or better yet, how many of y’all get that email that promises to show you how to make $17,000 by TOMORROW? I get one at least once a week. Oh yeah, and I only have to pay $1000 to learn how. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, we all know that there are millions of get rich quick gigs out there. It makes it almost impossible to tell which 99.9% of the gigs are scams, and which .1% are real opportunities. It can boggle my brain.

But with Ugotitfirst, there’s no guesswork. First of all, we don’t promise that you’ll get rich. All we offer are some cool apps for your mobile phone, great coupons & deals and some extra cash each month. Plain and simple. And 100% FREE!

So yeah, stick with Ugotitfirst, and you’ll never go wrong! You’ll get some sweet savings, some cash in your pocket, and you don’t even have to contact your new Nigerian best friend!

Raising money for your favorite cause

Ok walk with me down memory lane. Remember as a kid when your church or school decided to do a *gasp* FUNDRAISER? Brings up nightmares just thinking about it. Most of my friends and I wanted nothing do with it, but then the blessed school dangled prize incentives in front of us. Like that dazzling golden locket that I just HAD to have.

So yeah, I went out every day, begging my neighbors to buy overpriced chocolate that tasted just a little bit funky. And when I finally got a neighbor to feel sorry for me and buy one, I’d reach into my little cardboard box and pull out...goop! Dang California sun had melted all my merchandise! Like I said—nightmares.

Well, it’s another generation, and luckily, the powers that be have found another, better way to hold fundraisers that won’t have kids in therapy 20 years later (mine says I’m making great progress, by the way).

Take Ugotitfirst, for example. Church need to raise money for new hymnals? School need new computers? Have your church or school register as an affiliate as a charitable foundation (in your organization of course), then have your congregation or students get the word out. Then, that charity gets money for everyone who signs up and starts downloading and using coupons!

And don’t forget, you’re earning a good amount of pocket change as well!

Ok now let’s compare...trying to sell funky melted chocolates, or giving people a free way to contribute AND save some money? Hmmm...tough choice.

Oh yeah, I finally got that gold locket. Turned my neck green the first day...oi.

*Off to make another appointment with my therapist.

Coupons on the Go – Leave Your Coupon Book at Home

I want to know who has done this. You’re thumbing through your “wad” of ads that gets crammed into your mailbox each week, and you see a coupon for your FAVORITE cookies! It’s a pretty good deal, so you start snipping.
You think, “I’m already going to the store, I may as well see what other coupons there are in here.”

You find:

· A buy 10 get one free coupon for toothpaste (who can resist a deal like that?
· A coupon for 50% nail polish (ok so you haven’t wore nail polish since 1998, but 50% off? Wowza!)
· A 10 lb tub of peanut butter on sale for 8.99—regular $16.99 (Woah....what a deal...the kids LOVE PB&J!)

So you get to the store, put all these things in your cart, and as the cashier is ringing you up, you realize that YOU LEFT YOUR COUPONS AT HOME! Frustrated, you decide to just pay for your stuff and get outta there.

On the way home, you’re so mad that you eat the entire box of cookies, and wonder how you’re going to explain 11 tubes of toothpaste and a vat of peanut butter to your husband.

We’ve all done this....right? Right...? *sigh*

Enter Ugotitfirst.

First of all, the coupons come right to your cell phone—no searching through crumpled up oversized ads.

Second, no clipping, cutting, tearing, yanking. The coupons are paperless, and just the right size. *wink*

Third, you’ll never leave those coupons at home again. You’ll always have them at the touch of your fingers on your cell phone.

So yeah, next time you get the urge for a yummy treat, save yourself some trouble and grab a coupon off of Ugotitfirst. You’ll save time and money, and you can leave your coupon book at home (on purpose this time).

Six Cool Things I Bet You Didn’t Know You Could Do With Your Cell Phone

Ok first off...those people with anything but clean thoughts about the above title need to go sit in the corner until I’m done.

Dunno about you, but my cell phone is like an appendage. In fact, I read that somewhere in Alaska, a gal had her cell phone surgically attached to her hand. Oi! Good luck putting your socks on, chicka!

So yeah, why not find ways to maximize this most important part of our lives? Well, Ugotitfirst is all about making the most of your cell.

Cool Thing #1

Get Coupons – No more spending Friday nights cutting out coupons with dull scissors while watching reruns Gilmore Girls (not that I’d EVER do that...ahem...). With Ugotitfirst, you’re cell phone magically sends you coupons tailored to YOU (ok not exactly magically...you tell them what stuff you like). OR you can search their database for coupons. Need justification for going to Wendy’s for the 3rd time this week? Search Ugotitfirst’s database! What better reason to “eat late” than to get half off that double junior bacon cheeseburger? Grab your cell, and head to our favorite fast food goddess!

Cool Thing #2

Stay Connected – Ok so I wanna know right here and now...who is the fastest texter out there? With Ugotitfirst’s super-cool group texting feature, you can send the same text message to the same group of friends at the touch of a button. So start exercising your speed-texting fingers—because with Ugotitfirst, you’re gonna need them!

Cool Thing #3

Get Alerts – Tired of taking cold showers? (get back to your corners, guys) With Ugotitfirst, you can get alerts to warn you when maintenance is working on the hot water in your building. Tired of running uphill (both ways) in the snow to class, only to find out it’s cancelled? With Ugotitfirst, you can get alerts from professors when there are changes in class schedules.

Cool Thing #4

Get Invited – Keep having flashbacks of not being invited to Carol’s sweet 16 party? (Even though YOU helped her with her homework 8 times?) Stop living in the past, and start getting invited to the coolest gigs in town! With Ugotitfirst, when that next hot new club opens, you’ll be there first!

Cool Thing #5

Take Surveys – You’ve got an opinion...shout it from the rooftops! (Or at least from your cell screen.) Ugotitfirst let’s take surveys and let local businesses what YOU think! This is a mega fun way to make a difference, AND get rewarded with some cool cash (you’ll need it for that Wendy’s run). Completed surveys will pay up to $2.50!

Cool Thing #6

Give Your Friends the Scoop – Don’t keep Ugotitfirst a secret! The more friends you tell, the more connected you’ll be, and yup, the more moolah you’ll get. So go on...get out there and tell everyone you know. I’ll be right here waiting for you when you get back!

So there you go...6 things you can do with your cell. Stay tuned for some more fact-filled fun from your friends at Ugotitfirst!

Oh yeah...you people in the corner can come out now. Just...go find a hobby or something, would ya?